Killer squirils

Posted by: Montague in possibly-true 1 Comment »

The animal kingdom contains many dangers. I , myself once witnessed a single ant terrorising a Malay village for weeks. A recent terror is the killer squirrel. One such monster lately ran amok in the town of Passau, Germanland. The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leaped from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand. The poor lady then ran into the street with the beast still clinging to her arm. The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole. After that, the killer Squirrel attacked a 72 year old man in his garden. After biting him in the arms and legs, the heroic oldie managed to beat the animal to death with his crutch. A spokesman said that it may have something to do with the squirrels mating season, or maybe it was just ill.