Monkey

Posted by: Montague in probably-not 1 Comment »

I’ve been lucky enough to have seen a lot of the world in my time and, as such, I’ve developed many interests. I have become more and more interested in the animal kingdom, for example. One of the strangest sights I ever saw was the Balogo Monkey of East Africa. This remarkable animal is able to mimic the voice and movements of Mick Jagger to a startling degree of accuracy. It has been known to reel off whole albums of material whilst dancing in the lush undergrowth of the L’ompini hills. Regrettably, they appear unable to mimic any other human sounds; thus limiting their material and lessening the chance of a lucrative recording contract.