King of the Franks

Posted by: Montague in possibly-true Add comments

At present, there are at least three claiments to the throne of France: The ‘Orleanist’ contender, Prince Henri, count of Paris and Duke of France; the ‘Legitimist’ claiment Louis Alphonse’ Duke of Anjou, and the ‘Bonapartist’ candidate Prince Napoleon. In my opinion, it’s a good thing the job’s already taken. Who’d want to rule a country full of women that don’t shave and men that run at the first sign of battle.

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