Pawn

Posted by: Montague in Uncategorized Add comments

I must warn all my reader(s) that they must under no circumstances mistake the word ‘Pawn’ for ‘porn’.  It can lead to the most dastardly complications; as when I accidentally sold my wife to an Albanian sex ring. Luckily I got her back by trading our Kitchen maid and some jolly good cigars.

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